Top 10 homeless pan-handling signs
I have always appreciated a little creativity in the world of pan-handling, and won’t hesitate to donate accordingly. If I saw any of these guys on the street, I would be sure to donate to their cause. A couple may be fake, but I really don’t care, I’ll laugh anyway.
10. Visiting from Mars
9. Homeless shelters vs. Animal shelters
8. Homeland Security
7. Wife + Best Friend
6. Code for Food
5. Brad + Angelina’s Baby
4. Why Lie I Want a Beer
3. Alcohol Research
2. Britney’s sister’s baby
1. Ninja’s killed my family need money for Kung-Fu
pretty funny. I think I have seen two of them on Telegraph in Berkeley.
that last chick can come live with me…
she’s pretty hot!
She will live with you, take your money and shoot up, when you have no money she will go back on the street
I think the best sign I ever saw was held by this big (I mean WAY big) smiling fellow standing at a freeway offramp. It said: “The best thing about dating homeless girls is that, when the date is over, you can drop them off anywhere.”
Some of the hot chicks are so hot want to fuck them
Pretty funny. It takes a strong person to crack a joke during such hardship.
“If a homeless person has a funny sign, he ain’t been homeless that long!” -Chris Rock
its sad if u think about it, these people dont have homes
..and the chick at the end without shoes on but is smoking a ciggerate with those expensive looking sunglasses just looks retarded
That last girl has highlights!!! No homeless person would spend money on highlights!!!
She’s idiotic and taking the piss out of real homeless people and trying to be funny about it! Get a life!!!
I’ve heard someone that uses the line
“I just like holding a sign.”
You can read, you can write, you can stand, walk and carry things. Why can’t you get a goddamn job like the rest of us.
I imagine it would be kind of hard to get a job when you have no address Nicholas, and employers don’t like hiring homeless people
Because Nicholas, how many emplyers are going to give jobs to people with no homes? Especially these days when you need a bank account for your pay and an adress to set up an account with proof of residence and neat clothes to look employable. Dick Head.
The best one I saw was ” I just need ten more dollars for my bus ticket back to Mexico!!”
Surprisingly thousands of people sneak into America every day. These people lack a home, green card, proof of citizenship and are actually illegally in this country. Somehow all of these people find a job. Personally I think if someone who just snuck into this country can find a job then a homeless person who as Nicholas said, can read, write, stand, walk, and even at times be humorous, would have no problem finding a job. Just my opinion though!
as a aussie y do u spend more on cows than education,,,,salary of ceo coke hourly rate/1960….2007 pull your head out of your aeses
As “an” Aussie, I’d figure you’d have a better grasp on the English language “dionsuar.” American citizens don’t choose how much money a corporation pays it’s CEOs, the stockholders and the board do. This has very little to do with the state of the homeless population in America, although I’m sure we’ll get our “aeses” in gear and figure out a solution to the problem, oh, around never. As for the original point of this post before if became a lesson on social commentary; the pictures are quite funny.
As a great man once said (Chris Rock) if a Homeless guy is funny, he hasn’t been homeless that long
Alright, These are freaking hillarious. And as for Nicholas and Ethan: You two are ignorant. The illegal imagrants live with other illegal imagrants (like 10-20) in a small apartment so they all can divide the cost of living and still have money to send home. These homless people could find a job that would normally go to an alien, but the low wages would barely get them enough for one meal a week. Plus many homeless people have some sort of problem, be it medical or addictions, and cant afford treatment. Granted they may spend their money on alcohol or ciggarets but they can’t afford rehab to give them the support and means to end their addiction. Some of us are blessed and may make right decisions in our life, hopefully we wont end up on the street. If you are blessed like that, don’t look down on those who aren’t because it just makes you look like an arogant fool. You aren’t trying to understand them, you are just judging them and assuming their life was as easy as yours and they were to lazy to get a job when in reality your parents probably set you up and groomed you, teaching you how to suceed and other important things that these people never learned. So don’t judge what you dont know.
Well said Will!
as a human being chad, you should be aware that it is down to you to make a difference to what ceo’s get paid. It is definitly something to do with the ‘homeless problem,’ there is enough money to go around but it is held by a priveledged few. It is ignorant dicks like you who believe they have no affect on the world around them that sustain the problems of homelessness, famine and war.
open you eyes young man, don’t believe the bull shit that you were told at school, most of it was lies. try thinking of somebody other than your precious self for a change and the world might be a better place…….
oh, and ethan, homour has nothing to do with money you arrogant fuckwit. just because you can’t think of anything funny to say and feel the need to use the words of another, doesn’t mean that those who are poor yet can be creative are faking it!