Archive for November, 2007

Portland Traffic/Drivers Sucks

I will be the first to admit I am a fast driver.  But also a safe driver.  The people in Portland are either one or the other, but not both.  In the last week, I have seen my life flash before my eyes at least once a day - never being my fault.  Here is my reasoning:

  1. when it rains, it pours
  2. i drive a lot for work - at least an hour a day
  3. people in northest portland drive like a semi-blinded dustin hoffman from rainman.
  4. the # of people on the roads has increased
  5. its the holidays

An image better illustrates my point.  This is traffic on a Wednesday, in Portland.

portland traffic - it sucks

I get so riled up when people don’t drive well.  Not when there’s traffic- I’ve sat in traffic for hours with no problem.  It’s when people make poor decisions on the road that endanger themselves and others that I get upset.   I’ve had people try to merge into me on the freeway, cut me off (then flip me off) on the streets (I had to drive on the sidewalk for one of them), and almost hit me as I was helping push a friend’s car off the road.  This week.

I love google maps for traffic stuff, I know there are other sites out there but its my go-to.

Police Taser man… For not signing a speeding ticket.

Taser seem like they’d be so much fun- except in the hands of the police. This video is crazy- this guy just refuses to sign a ticket saying he was speeding (completely within his rights) and when he doesn’t, he tasers him.

The Office Dwight Schrute Pranks

Top 10 pranks on Dwight Schrute from “The Office”.

Elephant Darts in Thailand

This plucks at my heart strings- I lived in Thailand and rode the elephants a time or two. This elephant (or “chang” in Thai) does kick some human butt in dart throwing.

Green Team!

Will Ferrell, John C. O’Reilly, and Adam McKay make up FunnyorDie’s newest skit- the “Green Team!”. There tactics- save the environment- by ANY means necessary.

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