Myspace gets OLD!
One of my projects for work is to add friends to our Myspace account, post new promotions, and generally maintain the account. I used to be a big fan of Myspace, and would check my personal account quite a bit. But because of this continued exposure to it, I detest it. These are some (personal) basic rules any Myspace account (and website in general) should avoid. The reason: they drive me to the edge of sanity.
- Why on God’s green earth (or web) would you have 50 trillion pictures of yourself, all on you main page. There is NO CHANCE that ANYONE is going to wait the 10 minutes for your page to fully load to view them.
- Lose the chintzy themes, the ridiculous quips, the seizure-inspiring colors and objects.
- If you’re page is wider than the screen and anyone has to scroll over to view the other half of your page, go to hell. Not only will no one do this, they will never return.
- Lose the corporate branding. If you’re a girl, everyone knows that you like Coach, you don’t have to use it as your background.
- If you have music on your page, make sure it doesn’t annoy the be-jesus out of everyone that visits.
Basically: don’t be a darsh.




