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In Thailand I kept a log of the funny or memorable quotes that people had. I always try to do those kinds of things- my memories are near to my heart and I don’t want them to fade…

THAILAND 2005… The quote list:

1. Why not, we’re in Bangkok? (Julie)
2. Go big or go home (Brian)
3. I don’t think I should be doing this (Mike)
4. The bee-gees live in Bangkok? (Steve)
5. I don’t get women (Ty fully supported by Brian and agreed upon by every man ever)
6. I’m over it (Amanda)
7. I will end you (Andrew)
8. G-unit bitch (Ty)
9. I’m gonna go take a thick glue-poo (Keith)
10. Touchdown dacks!!! (Keith)
11. What happens in Thailand stays in Thailand (Jay)
12. I’d be into that (Flori)
13. Hey love (Flori)
14. Life’s a highway… I’ve been traveling all night long (Brian)
15. IT’S MY LIFE.. AND IT’S NOW OR NEVER!!!!! (Bon Jovi)
16. I only know one speed… balls out (Ty and Brian)
17. That is jank (Amanda)
18. Keep your hands to yourself (Amanda)
19. It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care (Brian)
20. I needed 10 Baht so I bought a hammock (Andrew)
21. But we’re moving on that side? (Jessie)
22. I’m ready for a Chang-over tomorrow morning (Todd)
23. Don’t hate, participate (Jesper to pancake)
24. Sometimes I look over at him in class and he just looks like an angry Korean (Ty)
25. You guys want to just tuk-tuk it? Its only 40 Baht (Mike in monsoon rains)
26. I’ll share them in my mouth!! (Brian)
27. It’s not even a breast its a fucking leg (Andrew)
28. I just wanted to pin her down and shit in her mouth (Keith)
29. Well… Germans have bad taste (Dan)
30. I felt my stomach was in my head and my teeth were in my ass (Rebecca)
31. Wow, this is kind of awkward (Giles)
32. Yeah, well, I’m the same height as everyone, but it’s kind of nice for a change (Matt referring to Hong Kong)
33. Sometimes I just sit around and think about thinking (Andrew)
34. Got lunch! (P’Yod)
35. So you’re doing that whole basketball thing? (Ty)
36. Man, people in Malaysia cut like its their fucking job (Dan)
37. Conversation: Where are you? (Weesai) I’m on a bus (Brian) But where are you? (Weesai) I don’t know (Brian) No, where are you? (Weesai) I’m on a bus (Brian) But where are you? (Weesai) I don’t know (Brian)
38. At least have the courtesy to go outside (Brian - sans context not funny)
39. I wish that girl were Thai, and in this bar tonight (Steve)
40. Get her! (Tony)
41. I know you guys are gay because your eyes trade stories you wouldn’t give up for millions (Sheryl)
42. Why would I go to left field when I’m trying to get to home plate (Brian)
43. Fucking hippies, they ruin everything (Andrew)

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